today i went and ate pho in the city. first i met with francis at george street maccas and then went and met up at QVB. then we ate the pho at some junkee store...it looked fully dirty..like my mind....yeah and then it was the first time i tried pho. i think it is overated and i like chinese food better like sweet and sour spork and mongorian ramb.....anyways we had an awesome convo while eating pho and saw a guy who was garmon in the future....
next we played ball at central courts....we saw like ushi, sean, alias and bobby...there were also some sydney boys (yuk) with them like baisexual and powerpoint......and we basically just sat and watched them and give nicnames to the players.....it was pretty funny....i fell to the floor laughing a couple of times....garmon named the guys nipple guy, towel head, red ranger and blue arms white dragon...it was pretty gold.....damn nipple guy was so gross, but his nipples were so arousing :P..... and then powerpoint was fun to laugh at....best smile man HAHAHAHA....
and then jeff and john cho came......me, francis, john and garmon ended up stealing all of jeff's fruit and nut, those things are fkn awesome....so that was the day, pretty random day...but i liked it, especially laughing at all the nicnames garmon made up for the ballers.....
bye for no followers....will probably be blogging from foster
catch ya later guys!!!!!!
Friday, January 2, 2009
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
wassup readers...if there are any. i am new to blogging, like havent blogged since year 9 or something. i am hear to share with you 'the life of whitechard' as of now....and it will be eventful.
so i welcome anyone who wants to read...and yeah..IT'S 2009 MOTHEFUCKER!!!!! I went for like the whole day....almost, but i left at home at 3 beacuse the it was too hot and my fair skin burns in the sun when it is too strong... and then went to norita (the place i call doritos) andplayed some mah jong. I pwned, my first time ever playing and i won....1 from 1 - undefeated baby...i am truly the king of mah jong....the thing was i didnt know i had won until after the game because i dont know the rules....but i won still, i just didnt claim it....as the king of mah jong i like to let ppl think they have won sometimes to boost their confidence and self esteem, so that i can slowly strip it away and expose them nakedly as a naked person who can't play mah jong....thinkin of dirty images in my head now, so i better get back on track..emmmm, oh yeah then i tried to hit on these azn chicks playing jenga but they got scared bcos they thought i was gonna steal their game....unlucky...again....
anyways next we went to star bar and i ate chicken shnitzel...i had it bcos it sounded german.....and the german accent makes me laugh..plus the food was good, better than alvin and bobbys. and yeah then a went back to doritos and then back to star bar to play pool. i was being dickhead and invented a game called world cup soccer "trademark/copyright shit" which involves two players each having 2 holes on the pool table that they have to defend....anyways long story short is that i defended the ball and deflected it over the side of the 2nd level and the ball was apparently a couple of inches of hitting some guys head....my bad man. anyways some chick came up and told us to leave becos the cops told us to leave or they would pepper spray us.......so i like waited outside for ages and then we finally went milsons point.
at milsons point i was with like frank wang, francis, james(bobby), ken, alivn, alias, brucey, samantha and wendy..that random yr 12 azn chick.....and then we watched the fireworks. we then saw 9 o'crock fireworks and then had like nothing to do for like 3 hours....so me and alias though of games to play...alias suggested rating chicks outta ten...and then i suggested guessing occupations of the people walking past....it was all good fun, except some of the ppl overheard us talking about them and looked back at us weirdly. Then me and femo (frank wang) went to get a beer....it was carlton and i wanted VB but lifes a bitch..and then u die...unless u r buddhist.... anywhoozle we then saw 12 o'crock fireworks and they were shit..end off.....na they were alright, especially the crackily ones and the the waterfall of sparks that went into the harbour..and the douchebag guys standing at the front right next to the water....TAKE THAT U MOFOS THAT GOT THERE EARLY!!!!!! THAT"S WHAT U GOT FOR WAITING THERE FOR 8 HOURS!! THOSE NUBCAKES GOT PWND!!! anywhoozle then we left and i picked up james and ducky from cityhunter bcos they got lost in the crowds of nye..then we went hungry jacks and i had a slapfight with alvin....and yeah, GOOD NIGHT!! overall it was....oh and we saw like a massive nye parade of curries on george street....i didnt know how many there were in aus man..its crazy...
so guys, i hope u enjoyed my blog...thanks much and i look forward to a great year of fun, randomness and azn chicks.....peace out and happy new year
so i welcome anyone who wants to read...and yeah..IT'S 2009 MOTHEFUCKER!!!!! I went for like the whole day....almost, but i left at home at 3 beacuse the it was too hot and my fair skin burns in the sun when it is too strong... and then went to norita (the place i call doritos) andplayed some mah jong. I pwned, my first time ever playing and i won....1 from 1 - undefeated baby...i am truly the king of mah jong....the thing was i didnt know i had won until after the game because i dont know the rules....but i won still, i just didnt claim it....as the king of mah jong i like to let ppl think they have won sometimes to boost their confidence and self esteem, so that i can slowly strip it away and expose them nakedly as a naked person who can't play mah jong....thinkin of dirty images in my head now, so i better get back on track..emmmm, oh yeah then i tried to hit on these azn chicks playing jenga but they got scared bcos they thought i was gonna steal their game....unlucky...again....
anyways next we went to star bar and i ate chicken shnitzel...i had it bcos it sounded german.....and the german accent makes me laugh..plus the food was good, better than alvin and bobbys. and yeah then a went back to doritos and then back to star bar to play pool. i was being dickhead and invented a game called world cup soccer "trademark/copyright shit" which involves two players each having 2 holes on the pool table that they have to defend....anyways long story short is that i defended the ball and deflected it over the side of the 2nd level and the ball was apparently a couple of inches of hitting some guys head....my bad man. anyways some chick came up and told us to leave becos the cops told us to leave or they would pepper spray us.......so i like waited outside for ages and then we finally went milsons point.
at milsons point i was with like frank wang, francis, james(bobby), ken, alivn, alias, brucey, samantha and wendy..that random yr 12 azn chick.....and then we watched the fireworks. we then saw 9 o'crock fireworks and then had like nothing to do for like 3 hours....so me and alias though of games to play...alias suggested rating chicks outta ten...and then i suggested guessing occupations of the people walking past....it was all good fun, except some of the ppl overheard us talking about them and looked back at us weirdly. Then me and femo (frank wang) went to get a beer....it was carlton and i wanted VB but lifes a bitch..and then u die...unless u r buddhist.... anywhoozle we then saw 12 o'crock fireworks and they were shit..end off.....na they were alright, especially the crackily ones and the the waterfall of sparks that went into the harbour..and the douchebag guys standing at the front right next to the water....TAKE THAT U MOFOS THAT GOT THERE EARLY!!!!!! THAT"S WHAT U GOT FOR WAITING THERE FOR 8 HOURS!! THOSE NUBCAKES GOT PWND!!! anywhoozle then we left and i picked up james and ducky from cityhunter bcos they got lost in the crowds of nye..then we went hungry jacks and i had a slapfight with alvin....and yeah, GOOD NIGHT!! overall it was....oh and we saw like a massive nye parade of curries on george street....i didnt know how many there were in aus man..its crazy...
so guys, i hope u enjoyed my blog...thanks much and i look forward to a great year of fun, randomness and azn chicks.....peace out and happy new year
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